Wanna know what I did this past week?
Well, I’m gonna tell you anyway.
This week I:
- Took my baby to her last day of preschool and didn’t even feel sad about it. Talk about progress!
- Saw a really old naked woman in the locker room at the YMCA. And I mean NAKED. She was wearing only water shoes and hobbling about with a cane. Someone once told me – I think it may have been my mother - that old lady breasts look like tube socks with a rock in the bottom. I know now that this is a completely accurate description.
- Picked up my mommy from the airport and had a donut to celebrate National Donut Day. Hooray for both events!
- Went to Target to purchase water since our city’s water source has been contaminated with some disgusting bacteria algae something-or-other. I don’t like buying water but I really don’t like drinking bacteria either. So…you know, que sera sera. Eva and her friend didn’t care about the water crisis, they only had eyes for Bullseye.
- Fulfilled my daughter's request to make a cupcake bouquet, even though when handling a pastry bag, I have the dexterity and accuracy of a monkey. Somehow this monkey pulled it off. Eva arranged the cupcakes all on her own. Not bad for a monkey’s daughter.
All in all, I’d say that’s a mighty fine week. Now what should I do for fun next week?
Maybe I’ll try walking around the locker room naked. Better dig out my water shoes…
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