I feel like Rose on the Golden Girls when she has a stomachache but she doesn’t know why. Dorothy asks her if she ate anything unusual and Rose rattles off everything she ate that day and it’s mostly junk food. This was totally me yesterday. Here’s what I pounded down my pie hole:
- 5 chocolate chip cookies
- 7-layer bean dip and a half a bag of chips
- 2 calzones
- Ice cream
- Kit Kat bar (full size)
- Cream cheese and crackers
- Pepperoni slices (while I made the calzones)
- Cinnamon breadsticks
- Licorice
- Chex Muddy Buddies
- 4 Mini Milky Ways
My stomach was so bloated it looked like I had shoved the Goodyear Blimp under my shirt. What a delicious Sunday.
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