Eva has decided lately that naptime isn’t for napping. Instead, she empties all of the clothes out of her dresser, takes all the books off the shelf, dumps the entire toy box out onto the floor…you know…kid stuff. Today, however, all of her normal “naptime” activities weren’t exciting enough.
Today was more of an empty-an-entire-jar-of-Vaseline-all-over-the-bedroom kind of day. And I mean an entire jar.
She spread it on the curtains, the dresser, closet doors, window sill, window, her bed, a book, and all over her face and hair. I had to use a putty knife to scrape it up off the window seat. Thankfully she didn’t get any of it on the carpet. Her skin has a nice sheen to it and she’s sporting an attractive Greaser Hairstyle now.
You might be asking yourself, “Who's the dumb idiot that left a jar of Vaseline in a toddler’s bedroom?”
Big Boy did it.
Ok. Fine. I did it.
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