Want to have a fabulously fantastic Spring Break? Invite your sissy over. The weather will suck most of the week. You’ll go to the coast and it will feel like Antarctica. Your daughter will get pummeled by a wave and shiver and cry from the cold, wailing, “I never want to go to the beach again! Except in the summer!” You'll have to eat your lunch shivering in the back of the van but you’ll still have a fabulously fantastic time. You will watch movies and eat popcorn every night, you’ll go shopping and watch your niece change her pants in the parking lot while a stranger looks on, you’ll play Tetris and Dr. Mario, eat crepes for breakfast, go to the temple, sleep in, and laugh and laugh and laugh.
It will be fabulously fantastic and it will be over far too quickly.
Can’t it be Spring Break every week?
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