I stumbled upon my notes of funny Eva-isms last week. Here ya go:
Making Breakfast for Michael
Me: Do you want to get Daddy some water?
Eva: Copy that.
Getting Ready for School
Me: You have jam on your face.
Eva: Don’t worry. I’m still stylish.
Trying to Leave to Go Run Errands
Eva: I don’t want to go. I’ll just stay home by myself.
Me: You can’t stay home alone. What if the house catches on fire?
Eva: Mama! We don’t have any creatures that blow fire living at our house.
Falling off the Counter
Eva’s crying that her leg hurts.
Me: Do you want me to kiss it better?
Eva (Through tears): No. My body will heal it.
Hanging around the House
I’m minding my own business and passing a little gas.
Eva: Mama! Gross. I’ll get my perfume so you’ll smell good again after all that fluffing.
Then she sprayed perfume all over my backside.
In the Car
Eva is blowing boogers in and out of her nose.
Me: Do you need a Kleenex?
Eva: No. I’m just making music with my nose.
Teaching Eva about Baptism
Michael: When you’re 8 I’ll baptize you by immersion. That means your whole body will go under the water.
Eva: I think I’ll need my goggles for that one.
In the Bathroom
Michael is in the bathroom and Eva barges in uninvited. She looks up and down at him for a moment then says, “That’s a weird way to pee, Daddy.”
Yes. Yes it is.
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