Vacant

You know that house we bought back in February? Well, we still don't live in it. I'm somewhat of a financial guru, so trust me when I say that you should definitely buy a house but don't move in right away. Take your time paying the mortgage while you're sleeping at a different property. 

It feels great.

You might be wondering why we haven't moved in yet. Besides the obvious financial benefits, it's things like this:

And this:

And this:

And don't forget this:

And  this:

Poor Mykey has been working his fingers down to nubbins. I'm grateful to him but also quietly annoyed. (And sometimes not so quietly.)

I told him that we are moving in before his birthday NO MATTER WHAT. 

Meanwhile, our stupid condo hasn't sold. It makes me weary to keep it clean enough for showings with Baby around making messes. It also makes me weary to be in charge of the bookkeeping when all of our money keeps jetting out the window.

Hmmmm...I'm beginning to think I ain't much of a guru afterall.