Thursday, March 20, 2014

Dumb Dog

I was weeding the flower beds and Aika was running around the yard while I toiled.  He ran around like a maniac for a minute then came dashing over to where I was laboriously hunched over.  He sniffed all through the flower bed, processing in his walnut-sized brain all the visitors we had received, then went into what Yoga instructors call the “Pooping-Dog” position.

That animal dropped a load right in the middle of the weeds I was working on, then moseyed off like he had other important matters to attend to.  It was mere inches away from my kneeling pad.  Inches!  Our yard is nearly a third of an acre and he has to release his payload right in front of me?  I was appalled, disgusted, offended, and just downright mad.  He wouldn’t even come back and pick it up when I asked him to.  Apparently that dumb dog wants to make sure I know my place as the official family Poop Cleaner-Upper. 

Oh, trust me.  I know my place.  Thanks to my dog and my daughter, I’ll never forget the horrors I’ve seen.

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