Eva has become very adept at operating my mobile phone. She used to just swipe around willy-nilly and mess with my settings, change my wallpaper, send cryptic texts to my contacts, and call psychic hotlines to see what Madame Ruby sees. Now she uses my phone purposefully and methodically.
Part of her method and purpose is to take selfies.
Selfies in the morning
Selfies in the afternoon
Shadow-Selfies in the moonlight
I guess it’s my own fault. I was giving her tutorials before she even had motor skills.
Next tutorial? Passing gas and making a big deal out of it.
Wait. She already does that.
I’m really getting the hang of this parenting thing.
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