Every so often, Kitty blurts out statements that make me smile. I may even chuckle once in a while, thus proving my heart is not entirely black. Here are some noteworthy quips from Kitty lately:
Sitting at the table
Kitty is playing with Wooly, her stuffed lamb toy. I'm bustling about making dinner.
"Hey, Mom? Will you please try not to shoot Wooly for our dinner?"
Bedtime snuggles
Kitty is at her desk drawing medicine bottles and cutting them out for her sick cat, Shadow.
Me: "Wow. That's a great idea."
Kitty: "Yeah, I brought the idea back from medical school when I graduated 1st in my class."
Watching TV
I was introducing Kitty to Bob Ross.
Me: "I wonder how he got his hair to do that."
Kitty: "Maybe he's a clown."
Doing nothing in particular
I was bleeding at a pretty steady flow.
Me: "Man, this one is a gusher."
Kitty loudly breaks wind then exclaims, "Now THAT was a gusher!"
During Family Home Evening
We were talking about trying to be kind like our Savior and improve our efforts day to day.
Me: "Actually, I try to be a jerk everyday."
Kitty: "Well...it's working."
Hmmm...should I be offended?
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