Thursday, September 30, 2021

Redwoods Vacation!

I've wanted to see the Redwoods for a long time now.  With the increase in wildfires as of late, I worried that the trees would burn down in a raging inferno before I ever crossed that item off my bucket list.

So we decided to go the Redwoods on vacation this year.  I'm crowd-adverse so I didn't want to go in the height of tourist season.  We scheduled our adventure for the last week in September and anxiously awaited our trip.

Here's the thing I didn't know about the Redwoods.  It isn't just one specific place where you go and see "The Redwoods."  It's actually a large-spanning forested area in northern California where you show up and see what you can find. We weren't sure where to go or what to do or how to maximize our Redwoods experience.  From that standpoint, it was a strange trip.  But, we did manage to see some enormous trees and made some lasting memories along the way.

And that's the point of vacation.  

I admit that we also hit some bumps during our journey.  Kitty was sick our first couple of days on the road and graciously passed it on to Booney.  There's something magical about paying for a hotel room and a family experience, only to be laying in bed coughing and wanting to die for part of it. We also hit a bump when we tried to ride dune buggies and the guys informed us they weren't taking any more buggies out for the day, even though we arrived BEFORE their advertised closing time.  I also spilled an entire cup of lemonade onto the floor of the car.  




It rained like Noah had just set sail in his ark as we attempted to hike around the Trees of Mystery, but boy was it breathtaking.  And we were all alone because of the storm.



There were no sea lions waiting for us in the Sea Lion caves, and we paid $10 to drive through a tree that looked like Jed Clampett was maintaining. Our Prius could barely squeeze through.  
 


BUT - in spite of it all, our fun times far outweighed the bumps.  

We saw loads of animals at Wildlife Safari park and Great Cats World Park, and experienced a hurricane in a tube. Kitty still talks about the hot dog she ate at the Wildlife Safari park.  We ate lunch overlooking the lemurs and it was all very magical.  Apparently it ranks as the best hot dog she's ever eaten.  





We got to pet a tiger shark, see a seal show, and hold starfish at Ocean World.  We also went ziplining through the tree tops, where Kitty faced her fears and came out the victor. 





We were amazed and intrigued at Ripley's Believe or Not museum, where Kitty stuffed her entire body into a small box.  We also found a secluded trail and enjoyed a hike through a forest of enormous trees. 





And to top it all off, we defied the laws of nature at the Oregon Vortex and House of Mystery.



What a great vacation we had!  "Visit the Redwoods" is officially crossed off the bucket list.

Sunday, September 12, 2021

3rd grade

Can you believe my Kitty is in 3rd grade?  We went to the school's Open House and they had a desk for her in a 3rd grade classroom so...I guess it's real.



My mind is far too feeble to comprehend such craziness.

I'm going along with it though.  

After she successfully completed the first day of school, we celebrated the craziness with Kitty's favorite dinner: baked potatoes, chicken with ranch, cheese buns, and chocolate cream pie for dessert.  And we gave her some new Harry Potter Lego mini-figs for fun.





Bring on the 3rd grade!

Friday, September 10, 2021

Coastal Camping

Our annual Labor Day camping trip with friends arrived in a flash, thus marking the end of summer.

Booooo

How does that saying go, "nothing lasts forever?"  Well, poo on that.  Summer should be courteous enough to last a little longer.  Alas, it does not.  

So we celebrated with one final hurrah and then called it a day.  Our hurrah this year was held at Umpqua Lighthouse state park.  It was a beautiful setting within walking distance of the lighthouse and a quaint lake.  We had a marvelous time, complete with Kitty making her own chalk out of charred logs from the fire pit, and the adventure of a raccoon busting into our campsite and munching down on snacks galore.  True story.  We failed to properly put our food away and I was awakened by rustling sounds in the middle of the night.  I was terrified as to what wild animal might be out there, and didn't want to be mauled and eaten.  

So I sent Michael to investigate.  

The fattest raccoon you ever did see was calmly eating our chips.  Even when Michael shooed him away into the trees, the fat raccoon sat just outside our tent door and crunched on the bag of chips he had taken with him.  I was looking into his eyes and he never broke my gaze.  He just calmly kept reaching into the bag and pulling out chips.  What a jerk.  

The other downside - apart from the thieving raccoon - was that there was a burn ban in effect.  We did not have a marvelous time adhering to the no campfire rule. That was the pits.  I have decided not to go camping again with fire restrictions.  It was such a bummer to go to bed once the sun went down.  No late night chatting around the fire, no s'mores, no ghost stories - it was crappy. But...we had a wonderful time bidding summer farewell nonetheless.





Hooray for camping with friends!

Tuesday, September 7, 2021

You Funny

Kitty makes me laugh.  Sometimes she's not even trying to but she still makes me laugh.  Here are a few chuckles I've had recently:

Talking with her cousin about school

Kitty: "In one of my classes they teach us how to survive knife stabs."

Cousin: "Oh, yeah?  Which class taught you that?"

Kitty: "Survival Class."


Looking over papers from church

Her teacher gave her a sack of gummy bears and a paper that said, "Remembering your baptismal covenants is easy when you remember the 3 bears."  Kitty ate the candy right away and tossed the paper to me.

Me: "Oh, I see. You're supposed to remember to bear one another's burdens, bear the name of Christ, and bear your testimony."

Kitty: "Yeah.  I already ate all those bears.  I was feasting on the words of Christ."


Watching Jeopardy

A contestant is introduced as a library assistant.

Me: "I wonder what a library assistant does."

Kitty: "Probably shushes people."


I sure love her.