Have you ever been watching a cooking show and thought, "Wow! That looks delicious. I must make that immediately!"?
I thought that recently about a chocolate hazelnut torte I saw on TV. Mother's Day seemed like the perfect date to try it out.
Mykey graciously made dinner.
It looked so inviting and incredibly delicious. I was extremely excited as I wrapped my big lips around my first enormous bite. As I began chewing my first enormous bite, I remembered a minor detail.
I don't like hazelnuts. Like, at all.
Poo.
That dadgum torte tasted like dirt. Because that's what hazelnuts taste like - a big 'ol pile of dirt. But don't worry, the day wasn't a complete waste. Kitty made me a nice note.
And then she gave me a nice mess to clean up in the bathroom.
Ah, Motherhood. Sometimes it's like a chocolate hazelnut torte - it looks mighty appealing but can end up being just a big 'ol pile of dirt.
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