You Funny

Kitty makes me laugh.  Sometimes she's not even trying to but she still makes me laugh.  Here are a few chuckles I've had recently:

Talking with her cousin about school

Kitty: "In one of my classes they teach us how to survive knife stabs."

Cousin: "Oh, yeah?  Which class taught you that?"

Kitty: "Survival Class."

Looking over papers from church

Her teacher gave her a sack of gummy bears and a paper that said, "Remembering your baptismal covenants is easy when you remember the 3 bears."  Kitty ate the candy right away and tossed the paper to me.

Me: "Oh, I see. You're supposed to remember to bear one another's burdens, bear the name of Christ, and bear your testimony."

Kitty: "Yeah.  I already ate all those bears.  I was feasting on the words of Christ."

Watching Jeopardy

A contestant is introduced as a library assistant.

Me: "I wonder what a library assistant does."

Kitty: "Probably shushes people."

I sure love her.