Christmas Eve

I have a foolproof recipe for a smashing Christmas Eve celebration. The ingredients are:

• 1  Invitation to your cousin's house
• 1 Bowl of your very own Chex Mix
• 1 Wreath that you make out of veggies (warn your cousin about the toothpick in the bow...he'll almost eat it)
• 1 Bamboo-framed pinata 
• 8  Excited children
• 40 Quarters
• 10 Containers of slime, 10 maracas, and various 3D printed toys - some will break from the beatings but that's okay
• 6 Rotations of beating the pinata
• 12 Days of Christmas sung in a round
• 578 Bouts of laughter

Mix all together and enjoy.

It will be a wonderful night.

Well...unless you're the Grinch.

Then it just hurts.

Merry Christmas Eve!