New Year

Three things that happened to me in 2020:

1. I gained 15 pounds

2. I started exclusively wearing stretchy pants - even in public

3. I stopped bathing regularly

I knew I had hit bottom when I was folding a week's worth of laundry and only had 2 pairs of underwear to fold for myself.  I took a hard look at my life after that discovery and realized I was a grimy, chubby mess.

I was ready to bid farewell to the stink of 2020 and begin my life anew.  And I was ready for cleaner armpits.

We kicked 2020 to the curb at my sissy's house.  We ate Chinese takeout, played Cards Against Humanity, and ate candied nuts galore.  (Diet starts Monday)

Kitty slept over with her cousins while Michael and I trekked home and were asleep by 10:30.  Did I forget to mention that I also became an old person in 2020?  Well, I did.

So...let's raise our glasses of sparkling cider to the year 2020 and toast to new beginnings.  And then let's throw our sparkling cider right in his face.  Aim for the eyeballs.

He deserves it.  

Happy New Year!